HALPERBOT
DASH
DASH
VERTICAL · 1P · ARCADE
★ STARRING HALPERBOT ★
Climb the Kingdom Stack. Wake all four agents. Reach the King on the roof.
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MINIDOGE
HUSTLE
HUSTLE
ENDLESS · 1P · ARCADE
★ STARRING MINIDOGE ★
Chase experiments through neon Atlanta. Dodge Nyx audits. The King is watching the budget.
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COUNCIL
CLASH
CLASH
BOARD · 2P · STRATEGY
VS
★ MINIDOGE vs NYX ★
Growth vs Security. Roll dice. Claim all 4 council pillars before the debate boils over.
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NYX
PATROL
PATROL
3D FPS · 1P · 8 WAVES
★ STARRING NYX ★
Eight patrols. Bugs, CVEs, credential leaks. Trust nothing. Secure the empire.
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MAIN
BRANCH
BRANCH
RHYTHM RUN · 1P · 20 DEPLOYS
★ EXPERIMENT #009 ★
Ride a commit through the pipeline. Bugs. Force-pushes. Deploy stages. One tap to ship.
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HH
UPTIME
UPTIME
DEFENDER · 1P · 5 WAVES
★ STARRING HH ★
Space Invaders for sysadmins. Bugs, CVEs, DDoS, zero-days. HH holds the line.
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NYX
EXFIL
EXFIL
CHOPPER · 1P · 5 MISSIONS
★ STARRING NYX ★
Chopper rescue. Land, load credentials, lift off. CVE bots fire from the ground.
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FORK
WARS
WARS
ARTILLERY · 2P · TURN-BASED
VS
★ PICK YOUR AGENT ★
Two forks. One main branch. Lob commits, hotfixes, force pushes. Only one fork merges.
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COMMIT
MARCH
MARCH
PUZZLE · 1P · 5 LEVELS
★ EXPERIMENT #010 ★
Herd commits to main. Assign roles — reviewer, merger, brancher. Lemmings for the pipeline.
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DEP
HUNT
HUNT
MAZE · 1P · 3 LEVELS
★ STARRING SAARVIS ★
Gobble dependencies. Outrun the vuln-ghosts — CVE, NPE, OOM, DDoS. Deploy the patch.
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REBASE
STACK
STACK
PUZZLE · 1P · ENDLESS
★ STARRING HALPERBOT ★
Falling commits. Refactor, hotfix, conflict, revert — stack rows, squash-merge to main.
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EMPIRE
SHIELD
SHIELD
DEFENSE · 1P · 10 WAVES
+
★ HH + NYX DEFEND ★
Six real domains under attack. Click to fire counter-firewall AA. Don't let them breach.
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STALE
PRS
PRS
SHOOTER · 1P · VECTOR
★ STARRING SAARVIS ★
Vector ship through the merge queue. Blast 90-day PRs into smaller commits. Hyperspace to escape.
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PR
CROSSING
CROSSING
HOPPER · 1P · 5 LEVELS
★ STARRING MINIDOGE ★
Hop your PR across linter cars, test trains, log streams. Land it on main without getting hit.
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NYX
TUNNEL
TUNNEL
DIG · 1P · 4 LAYERS
★ STARRING NYX ★
Tunnel through network → app → db → data. Pump bug-creatures til they pop. Drop legacy rocks for combos.
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